The Great Depression Part Deux

I am wondering if the news stations already have catchy slogans in case of another depression. Here are some that I bet they've already thought of:

• The Greatest Depression (Tom Brokaw's special report)
• The Great Depression II: This time it's personal (Hollywood News/Variety)
• When Good economies go bad... (Fox News)
• The Bush Effect (MSNBC)
• The Banking Betrayal
• Panic for Pennies
• Apocolypse Now Redux Again
• Cents and Sensibility (think about it)
• The Audacity of Fiscal Responsibility

IF we ever get to that point and of course, once we get beyond it, I hope there is a book written that will be titled "Self-Fulfilling Prophecies and the News Outlets that cause them. How panic and turmoil is fueled by the quest for ratings."